Uh-oh

Uh...

Japan moved eight feet closer to California as a result of that big shaker last week.

So...

So, I'm no fucking rocket scientist, but I don't think it takes a rocket scientist to assume that means...

Uh-oh.

It means those Goddamn dirty japs rode their tectonic plate, right the fuck up on top of MY tectonic plate.



WHAT THE FUCK, OVER!?

You lousy, rotten little bastards - Your own fuckin' plate ain't good enough for you? You had to go and ride up on MY Goddamn plate???

C'mon, now! What the fuck???

Man, that's just plain, fucked up rude.

Fuck.

What the hell is gonna happen to my plate now that all you little bastard zipperheads jumped on? You're not supposed to be on my plate, Goddamnit!

Get off!!!



Fuck.

Uh-oh.

I wonder when the shit starts?

Today?

Tomorrow?

Shit.

Goddamnit.

Fuck.

Uh-oh.