Lick My Hairy Uneasies

This is pretty funny:

WHITE MALE SCHOLARSHIP FUND MAKES PEOPLE UNEASY

"...A newly formed non profit organization, the Former Majority Association for Equality, is raising concerns of racism as they seek to provide college scholarships and financial assistance exclusively to white males..."



Now, I know that didn't sound all that funny - especially the little deal about "raising concerns of racism." That ain't funny at all - in fact, it's a motherfucking outrage that any Goddamn asshole could possibly see a "whites-only" scholarship as any fucking different, (or somehow more offensive,) than the longstanding existence of FUCKLOADS of scholarships that specifically EXCLUDE white males.



Some tiny-ass non-profit wants to fund exclusively, the higher education of Texas white males, and that makes "PEOPLE UNEASY"? Who's uneasy? What people? I'm not uneasy over this - are you? Am I to be considered racist for not feeling "uneasy" over this?



[DISCLAIMER: I am, in fact, racist; but that particular condition was caused entirely by my many years working in the field of subsidized housing, and is therefore not related in the slightest to the current subject.]



So...

So anyway, where's the funny part?

Well, shit. It's right here:

"...scholarships have only been awarded to a handful of students in denominations of $500..."



Now, that's funny! A $500 "scholarship." You could maybe buy three books with that "scholarship," or perhaps a month of gas money?

"Scholarship." My left nut...

You're "uneasy?" Over three or four big-hat Texans getting a check for $500 to help them with their schooling? But...

But, you're NOT "uneasy" over California's recent ruling that prohibits State universities from charging higher, out-of-state tuition fee to motherfucking illegal aliens???



Fuckin' think about that for a minute: American citizens who reside in say, Nevada or Oregon, but want to attend college in California are charged MORE than illegal Goddamn aliens - to attend university in THEIR OWN GODDAMNED COUNTRY!???

...and you're "uneasy" over this?

I got your "uneasy" swingin' right here between my legs. My left hairy "uneasy," and my right hairy "uneasy."

Lick 'em.