Libya: You go intervene, asshole

Look at this STUPID fucking headline:

(Reuters) - PRESSURE MOUNTS ON WHITE HOUSE TO INTERVENE IN LIBYA

Huh.

I must be stupid. I always thought Europe was a lot fucking closer to Libya than the USA is?



Let's see... howz about a quick geography quiz:

Q: Which of the following nations is farthest away from Libya?

a] France
b] Italy
c] Germany
d] USA

Answer: (If you don't know, you don't belong here.)

I'm left to wonder: Exactly where/who is this "pressure" mounting from? Is it the Brits who would like us to intervene? The French? The Germans? The fucking Lithuanians? The filthy Spaniards?

The article didn't say.

So.

So, whoever it is who's asking, here's your answer in three words:

Bullshit. Fuck you.

You want intervention in Libya? Go do it yourself, dickhead. Or maybe ask Angelina Jolie, or Sean Penn, or Bono - or any of the other bleeding heart Hollywood types who are rich and stupid enough to believe in the "humanity" of the Libyan "people."



Wait. Angie's cute, and I like to hear the Bono sing every once in a while, so let's just send Sean Penn to "intervene." After the Libyan "people" immediately set upon Penn and buttrape him to death, maybe we could all then come together and agree that "intervening" in the matters of middle-eastern dog-brain Muslims is a...

really

stupid

idea.

Just ask the Euros, (whom no one seems to be "pressuring to intervene,") if you don't believe me.

Wait. Got to add a disclaimer for Penn: Intervening in the matters of middle-eastern dog-brain Muslims is a really stupid idea, unless...

Unless of course, you don't mind being buttraped to death for a good cause...